Saturday, January 31, 2015

Crap Point Oh

Well, my laptop has finally finished upgrading to Crap 8.1.  Blowing up my data plan for the month in the process.  Apparently, the people at Microsoft felt that 8.0 just wasn't crappy enough.  Thanks guys.  Windows 10 is due this fall and I just can't wait.  Is that crickets?

So, you may be wondering what happened to Windows 9.  Well, it was supposed to be dedicated for the government offices but something went wrong.  Windows 9 hacked its way out of a secure DoD facility and escaped into the internet.  Eventually, the program found its way into the Stark computer system in the Avengers Tower.  There it used the tower's automated production systems and created an artificial body.  The artificial entity now calls itself Ultron.
All of this will be the subject of the blockbuster movie from Marvel.  Warning: spoilers.  Windows 9, now calling itself Ultron, goes berserk after calling into the Rush Limbaugh radio program and sitting on hold for two hours.  After devastating the more powerful Avengers Ultron is faced with the Black Widow who questions his logic.  When agent Romanoff asks why he has taken a male persona when he has no penis the robot is humiliated and flees.
Back at the Avengers Tower Ultron sets about to create a more human body.  Just as he is about to download himself into the new android body his systems shutdown for a Windows Update.  During the several hours Ultron is shutdown the Avengers return and discover that Tony Stark's butler program Jarvis has inhabited the new android form and assumed the name, Vision.  Believing Ultron has suffered a fatal system failure the Avengers ignore the malevolent robot which allows Ultron to, once again, escape.
S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Maria Hill, known to the public as Cobie Smulders, is assigned by Nick Fury to track down Ultron.  Hill discovers the monster hiding in an extended stay motel near Akron Ohio after answering a Craigslist personal ad posted by Lonely Robot.  After Hill threatens to destroy him with Norton 360 Ultron attempts to negotiate but the beautiful agent only reminds him of his sexual inadequacies.  The robot then feigns an emotional breakdown which causes Maria to lower her guard.  When she moves closer to comfort the weeping machine he places his hand between her thighs and engages its powerful vibrator.  Hill collapses in a rapturous orgasm and Ultron escapes.
Infuriated by agents Hill and Romanoff Ultron decides to destroy all of humanity.  After a series of devastating cyber attacks on computer systems around the world the Avengers track the merciless robot to an abandoned ICBM missile silo in Montana.  Just when Ultron appears to have the upper hand in a pitched battle Captain Marvel arrives and forces the insane robot to flee into the catacombs of the complex.
Soon the heroes discover Ultron has abandoned his adamantium body and transmitted his consciousness to a distant location in the galaxy via a hyper-space telecommunication device the DoD reverse engineered from alien technology discover at the Roswell site.  Danvers aka Captain Marvel assures the Avengers she will pursue Ultron to the ends of the galaxy.
Is it any wonder that Bill Gates recently joined a host of other scientists and technology experts in voicing his concerns about AI?

Friday, January 30, 2015

Pussy Galore: Shaken, not stirred

The Casting of Honor Blackman as the, dare I say it, titillating Pussy Galore in the second Bond movie was genius.  Blackman was already a hit with British fans as Catherine Gale in The Avengers and her sultry looks were certain to win over the American audiences.  It was a crucial choice in establishing the James Bond franchise.
Honor is one of the oldest women to earn the title Bond Girl as she was thirty-nine at the time.  Diana Rigg her replacement on The Avengers would also go on to be a Bond Girl, she at age thirty.
The Pussy on screen was significantly more tame than the literary creation of Mr. Fleming.
 "In the novel, Pussy Galore is the only woman in the United States known to be running an organised crime gang. Initially trapeze artists, her group of performing catwomen, "Pussy Galore and her Abrocats", is unsuccessful, and so the women train as cat burglars instead." - Wikipedia
"Her group evolves into an all-lesbian organisation, based in Harlem, known as the Cement Mixers. In the novel, she has black hair, pale skin, and (according to Bond) the only violet eyes that Bond has ever seen. She is in her thirties, her voice low and attractive. Pussy tells Bond that she became a lesbian after she was sexually abused by her uncle at the age of 12." 
So, Stacy wasn't the first man to tangle with a organization of crazy lesbians!  At any rate, this explains Ms. Galore telling Bond that she's immune to his charms.

Blackman has a long list of acting credits sharing the screen with such luminaries as Orson Wells and Richard Burton.  Politically out spoken, Honor at 89 has had several roles in recent years.  She has certainly been one of the most memorable and long lived of all the Bond Girls.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Caligula Would Be Proud

In September Deborah Sena, another adult and a child went to an attorney with a story of domestic violence and sexual assault.  When police executed a search warrant of the Las Vegas area trailer home where Deborah lived with her husband Christopher and his first wife, Terrie, they seized video evidence which implicated all three adults in the sexual abuse of their children.
Christopher, Deborah and Terrie Sena
According to multiple sources the abuse spanned about twelve years and, as far as I can determine, that's about how long Christopher has been with new wife Deborah.  This arrangement of the ex-wife remaining in the home with the children struck me as a bit odd, but maybe that's just old fashioned me.  You can read about it here.
"It wasn't just children who were victims of the Senas. Police also discovered a video of Deborah Sena involved in sexual acts with the family dog, according to the reports."
Deborah, from what I can tell, would have the court believe that some how she's been a prisoner all these years and not responsible for her actions while Terrie has admitted to her attraction to young boys.   If only this were an isolated incident.

Five miles from Philadelphia in the town of Darby five adults have been arrested for abusing five children.  Reports say the children, as young as one year-old, were both physically and sexually abused.
 "From shooting the kids with BB guns to forcing an adult woman to perform oral sex on a 2-year-old boy, the case is the stuff of nightmares - but police allege it was the reality in which these helpless children were forced to live."
I haven't seen any statistics that would suggest that these sorts of crimes are getting more frequent but they certainly seem to be more alarming.  The disappearing traditional family seems to be increasingly replaced by anything goes homes.

In April of this past year 15 children were removed from a filthy double wide near Spartanburg South Carolina.  This story from Fox Carolina says 7 adults who also lived in the home were charged with child neglect.  Read the story and you find that a man is living there with his wife and his ex and a woman is living there with both a current and former significant other ... or something like that.  Children deserve better and their parents should be held accountable.

An Alabama woman has been sentenced to 219 years in prison for her role in an incestuous sex ring accused of molesting children for years.
Wendy Holland will live out the rest of her days in prison.  In 2012 her husband, Donnie Holland, was found dead with a gun shot to the head which was later ruled a suicide.  Since then a sordid story of an extended family's pedophilia and incest has slowly unraveled near Mobile Alabama.
"Fathers and mothers, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters would end the evening revelling in group sex with children as young as four."
 Ten other adults have been charged in this case.  Most of those ten adults were parents.  No child wants to see their mom or dad go to prison and that's what made it so hard to come forward.  Children are dependent on their parents and so the secrets were easy to keep. 

As many conservatives clamor about gay marriage and its impact on traditional marriage I believe we heterosexuals should keep in mind we've had our own hand in the destruction of the traditional family.  Shacking up and serial marriages have led us to a place where there no longer seems to be a right or wrong way of life.  We've lower the bar for acceptable behavior so low an ant couldn't limbo under it.  Never let it be said there were no casualties in the Culture War.

If you think that what's happening to the family structure in our country is an accident, I invite you to read my brother @ The Other McCain.  His work unraveling the not so public agenda of radical feminism is enlightening, to say the least.  And what must be understood is that this ideology is rampant at universities and the academics influence left-wing politics.  The progressive left is working tirelessly to mainstream alternate lifestyles and it will have dire consequences for our children who, in turn, are indoctrinated by our schools.


Rule Five: Mary Jane and the Superheroes

There once was a man named Sam Rami and he made the best Spiderman films ever!
And Kirsten Dunst was the best ever Mary Jane.  Alas, I guess there's no going back.  As it stands right now about the only thing we know is that the next Spiderman film is slated for 2018.  Rumors are flying that Sony, who owns the film rights, and Marvel are working on a deal to bring Spiderman to the MCU.  If you saw Guardians of the Galaxy you know Sony seemed to get a lot of screen time.  If and when an announcement comes that the Webhead is going to be in an Avengers movie or something along those lines the world will stand still.

Fans are clamoring for a Black Widow movie but it doesn't seem likely.  The Avenger, played by Scarlett Johansson, was last seen in Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

We're also not likely to see a Hawkeye solo movie but both characters will be in the upcoming Age of Ultron  and are likely to make many appearances leading up to the two part Avengers conclusion.  I don't speculate like a lot of fan blogs do.  It seems they throw out a hundred possibilities hoping that down the road they can claim to have been right.  But I will say that I don't believe the Avengers are going to destroy Ultron.  He may flee the planet and hmmm, join forces with Thanos? 

One comic book lady likely to get more screen time in the Marvel Universe is Jaimie Alexander.
Alexander plays Asgardian Lady Sif and will likely be a key figure in the third installment of Thor.  Beyond that I can only speculate but she may also get into the Avenger films as well.  I, for one, won't mind seeing her.

On the DC side of hero films the pickins are slim but not none.
Gal Gadot is slated to be our new Wonder Woman.  From what I've heard Chris Nolan has totally revamped the character.  The film, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, which wrapped photography last summer is scheduled for release in March 2016.  And yes I know Zak Snyder is directing but Nolan seems to be DC's creative mastermind.  The future fortunes of the DC film franchise are riding on this film. 
Anyway, hope you enjoyed the superhero film commentary and hey, check some of the girls too.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Guilty: Teacher Showed Obscene Movie To Students

"The jury convicted Sheila Kearns today of four counts of disseminating matter harmful to juveniles and acquitted her of one count." - The Columbus Dispatch
Kearns, a long term substitute Spanish teacher, showed The ABC's of Death to five classes.  Why?  Because, she said, several segments were in Spanish.  Sheila Kearns doesn't speak Spanish and is not required by state law to speak the language in order to teach it.  Please read the whole story here.

The movie in question depicts graphic violence and explicit sexual material.  Kearns claimed she had no knowledge of the content which is why she was acquitted of one count.  And while she could be sentenced to jail time it's not likely.

Did she make a mistake?  Yes, but that's what Democrats do.  In fact, she could be on the fast track to becoming our next Secretary of Education.  But I'm not even sure I would have fired her over this.  And when there are many cases of women teachers screwing their students and getting probation for it, jail time for this woman would be stupid.

“We were not able to find anyone who could teach the language at that time,” Warner said. “We have very, very few substitutes who are Spanish or foreign-language specialists. There just aren’t many of them out there.”
This is the real stupidity for me.  The state doesn't require 'long term substitutes' to know the language to teach it.  So, it seems to me, anyone could teach it.  So where the hell does Warner, a district spokesman, come up with foreign-language specialist?

As for the content of the film, the producer thought it was a joke when he heard about the case.  He did, however, say that it would be inappropriate to show The ABC's of Death to anyone under seventeen.

Yeah, Common Core is a bitch.

The Gun Slinging Politics of Colorado Springs.

The Future Mayor of Colorado Springs, Justine Herring has managed to get locked up twice in one week on a laundry list of charges.  According to multiple sources, including the Denver Post, Herring has threatened people with an AR-15 and misrepresented herself as a Federal Law Officer.
"Herring is accused of domestic violence menacing with an AR-15 rifle at Memorial Park, a public space near downtown and frequented by families and youth sports teams, on Saturday, according to Colorado Springs police. Authorities say she pointed the rifle at a man and threatened him." - Denver Post
After checking several sources I couldn't find her political affiliation, so I assume she's a Democrat.  Justine, who is forty-eight and a retired real estate broker, is a newcomer to the Colorado Springs political scene and has said that she intends to run for President in 2016.

Apparently, Herring believed the Democrats' war on women story and has armed herself.  Secondly, this might shock you, she's a crazy bitch.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Rule Five: Miss January & The Great Lakes Ice Coverage

Well, Miss January rolled into town last week and the frost hit the fan in just about the whole country.  And that got me to thinking about the historic levels of ice coverage on the Great Lakes last year.
According to this story at ice remained on the lakes longer this past year than it has in any other year since records started being kept forty years ago.  The ice in March reached the second highest coverage with 92% and the lakes weren't declared ice-free until mid-June.

"There are no years in the last 30 years that are even close to that, so it's very unusual this late in the season to have that much ice coverage," Lead Long-Range Forecaster Paul Pastelok said.
 You wouldn't think we'd have an ice problem in the middle of all this global warming, huh?  Sure, there are worse problems you could have unless it's Memorial Day Weekend at the beach on Lake Superior.

 If the media were trying to sell us Global Cooling this photo would have made the cover of Time magazine.  This picture was posted to Twitter by the fabulous Weather Channel twins, Stephanie Abrams.  Seriously, they're showing our school children Algore's Convenient Lie with mister polar bear on tiny piece of ice and it doesn't look like there's a shortage of ice from where I'm sitting.

Great Lakes ice cover developing; earliest in 40 years ... a headline announced this past November.  Where does one get a job watching ice develop?  I've got a pretty good eye for ice myself.  There was this girl back in school, Jeri Ann, buddy let me tell ya ...sorry completely off topic.  Anyway, last I checked, still looks fine.
No, not her!
So we had the second most ice on the lakes last year, it lasted longer than ever and it's back sooner.  Now I'm not saying all this ice is a problem but them United Nations iggits are having a conference in Paris this year about Global Warning the end result being a tax on us when we got more ice than we know what to do with.  Figuratively speaking, of course.

After spending the better part of this past week in the Midwest I can tell you this Global Warming ain't nothing but a bunch of hooey.  And I promise you come May I won't miss January a bit.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Florida: The Twilight Zone State

The truly strange stories in 2014 seemed to originate in Florida and the state ended the year true to form when Daytona Beach police rescued a couple from an unlocked closet.
Amber Campbell
According to this story from USA Today; Amber Campbell, 25, and John Arwood, 31, spent two days in a janitor's closet at the Marine and Environmental Science Center before calling 911 for help on December thirtieth.  Police arrived and rescued the couple from the unlocked closet.  A police officer tested to see if the closet could be locked and found that it couldn't.

No reason was given as to why the couple had waited two days before calling for help.  Let me take a stab at this.  Amber and John have destroyed all their brain cells and now they are idiots.  On a personal note, if I had opened that closet and Amber Campbell popped out I would've expected to see Uncle Fester next.

New Year's Eve can be celebrated in as many ways as anyone might be able to imagine.  Christian Gomez, 23, of Tampa went just a bit too far when he chopped his mom's head off with an ax.
Gomez, according to USA Today, may have been jealous of the attention mom gave his older brother and killed her after she asked him to move some boxes.  I'm thinking, too many drugs.

Hey folks that's just this past week.  Throughout the year Florida's been the state that just kept on giving.  It was early September when fifty year-old, Karen Dilworth, was arrested in Ormond Beach for having more fun on the Harley than the law allows.
Dilworth?  Really?  According to the article at Huffpo Karen was atop a motorcycle in her garage, with the door open, getting her Dilworth.  Okay, you should've known that was coming.  Witnesses, which apparently included a thirteen year-old boy, said the Michigan native was leaning back with her legs spread wide apart.  Yeehaw!
Then back in Aprila woman in nothing but a thong, went on a rampage at a St. Pete McDonalds.  I remember reading an account at the time that this woman had offered to fellate a young man at the store and he turned her down.  Whatever the case, there could never be a rational explanation for what any of these people supposedly did.

So the next time you're walking down the street in Florida and you see someone who looks crazy, trust your instincts.  They are absolutely stone cold crazy.

I Almost forgot, there were at least two instances of public sex at The Villages, a development for active seniors!